Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a song
Come away with me on a bus
Come away with me where they can't tempt us
With their lies
I want to walk with you, on a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee kigh
So won't you try to come
Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountain top
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you
And I want to wake up with the rain falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you to come away with me in the night
Come away with me


Norah Jones.

Alright, this post dedicated to the whole myriad of "Yo Mama" Jokes which have been floating around for quite some time....thanks to Taryn's obssession with em, you will now get the very undeniable pleasure of laughing your asses off...thank taryn! ur my "inspiration". "wink wink"..

Enjoy!!!

-Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!!
-Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
-Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
-Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
-Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
-Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
-Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
-Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
-Yo mamma's so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.
-Yo mamma's such a ho that the only reason she wears panties is to keep her ankles warm

OMG! I can't take it anymore! its sooo mean! :( but oh so funny! haha! you want more? then go look it up urselves you heartless bunch of morons! Geez!